{"id":716,"date":"2025-08-18T17:15:33","date_gmt":"2025-08-18T17:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viraltales.us\/?p=716"},"modified":"2025-08-18T17:15:34","modified_gmt":"2025-08-18T17:15:34","slug":"when-your-wife-calls-your-alibi-better-be-ready","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viraltales.us\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"\u00a0When Your Wife Calls, Your Alibi Better Be Ready!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I\u2019m at the mall two blocks from you. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?\u201dH \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cWell\u2026 okay, go ahead and get it if you really love it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cThanks! Oh, and while I was walking past the car showroom, I saw the new BMW we talked about. It\u2019s on sale for only $80,000!\u201dH \u2013 \u201cAre you kidding?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cNo, seriously! They said I could put down a deposit today and pick it up tomorrow. Should I go for it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 (pauses) \u201c\u2026If that\u2019s what you want, I suppose so\u2026 but make sure it has all the extras, okay?\u201dW \u2013 \u201cPerfect! Oh, one more thing\u2014remember that beach house we saw last year? It\u2019s back on the market for $850,000. Should I talk to the agent?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 (after a very long silence) \u201c\u2026Sure, why not? Go ahead.\u201dW \u2013 \u201cWow, honey! You\u2019re the best! I\u2019ll see you later. Love you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>(After hanging up, the husband looks around the club.)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cHey\u2026 does anyone here know whose phone this is?\u201d\u00a0<strong>Husband:<\/strong>&nbsp;<em>picks up phone<\/em>&nbsp;\u201cHello?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wife:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Husband:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cYes, of course, where else would I be?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wife:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cOh good\u2026 then put me on speaker.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Husband:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cUh\u2026 why?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wife:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cBecause I just checked your closet and your golf clubs are still here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201c\u2026Oh, did I say club? I meant\u2026\u00a0<em>clubhouse<\/em>! At\u2026 at work! Yes, we have a\u2026 clubroom meeting.<strong>Wife:<\/strong>&nbsp;\u201cReally? 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