A sailor didn\u2019t like anything he saw in the mess\/food line,
so he just picked up a large piece of chocolate cake. The cook asked, \u201cIs that all you\u2019re gonna eat?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sailor said, \u201cYeah, the rest of it doesn\u2019t look too appetizing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cook smiled and said, \u201cWell, in that case would you like two pieces of cake?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sailor said, \u201cYeah, man, I\u2019d appreciate it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cook leaned over and cut the sailor\u2019s piece of cake in half. There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curious about its depth, they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them. The man replied, \u201cOh, no!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That couldn\u2019t be my goat. Mine was tied to a railroad tie.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A women is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in\u2026
Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. \u201cBe careful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife, startled at her husband\u2019s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TURN THEM NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband\u2019s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs. \u201cWE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY???<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are we going to get the butter? They\u2019re going to stick! HURRY!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife runs to the fri-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCAREFUL about the eggs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don\u2019t you know how to cook? Are you insane?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turn the DAMN EGGS!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do. She gasps \u201cWhat is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband simply smiles, remarks \u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like while I\u2019m driving with you in the car\u201d, and leaves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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