Last night, a homeless man sought shelter within our convent walls. Out of charity, we gave him a small room and a set of fresh clothes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While he was changing, I\u2026 I must confess, Father\u2026 I peeked through the keyhole. And I stared\u2014longingly\u2014at his\u2026 at his manhood.\u201dThe priest sighed gently and said:
\u201cDo not be ashamed, my child. Say one Hail Mary, wash your eyes in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the second nun stepped forward, eyes downcast.
\u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I\u2026 I crept into his room\u2026 and I held his manhood in my hand.\u201dThe priest looked startled but kept his composure.
\u201cDo not be ashamed, my child. Say one Hail Mary, wash your hands in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before the third nun could speak, the fourth nun suddenly shoved past her.
The third nun shoved back, both struggling to get ahead, their habits swishing, veils slipping as they wrestled in front of the stunned priest.\u201cSisters! Stop this at once!\u201d the priest roared. \u201cWhat has come over you?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fourth nun, red-faced and frantic, pointed at the third nun and shouted: Last night, a homeless man sought shelter within our convent walls. Out of charity, we gave him a small room and a set of fresh clothes. While he was changing, I\u2026 I…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-viral-tales"],"yoast_head":"\n
\u201cI want to gargle the holy water before she washes her ass in it!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"