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A guy stumbles home drunk at 3 AM\u2026 and his wife is waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhere have you been?!\u201d she snaps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He slurs, \u201cAt this amazing place\u2026 The Golden Saloon!<\/em> Everything\u2019s gold\u2014doors, floors\u2026 even the urinals!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She rolls her eyes. \u201cYeah right.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next day, she calls the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIs this the Golden Saloon?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGolden doors?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAbsolutely.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGolden floors?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u2026Golden urinals?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s a pause\u2026 then she hears the bartender yell:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHEY DUKE\u2026 I THINK I FOUND THE GUY WHO PEED IN YOUR SAXOPHONE LAST NIGHT!\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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